OK, who made the sarcastic order "Just water for us Tubbies!"

Is this you're way of telling us the company is about to go down the drain?

How are our sales numbers this quarter? Man, I hate when Frank is so literal with his responses. Oh I sure hope the boss doesn't pull the plug on this initiative or I am leaving!

Any questions?

I always end up in hot water...

I thought the dream of showing up in my underwear was bad……

Johnson, perhaps you misunderstood me when I asked you to "scrub the numbers"...

Let's talk about the disadvantages of bottled water!

So have you been Village Manager anywhere else?

Irv, this is not what we meant when we asked you to "come clean".

When we said we were "taking a bath" in the markets that is not what we meant!

"Ted, we need to redefine casual Fridays".

"Everyone in every business understands the meaning of "the bubble bursting". You don't have to demonstrate it."

Ok, by selling resident services to The next town over, we saved enough to buy this board member tub. We can't afford to get our dirt washed out into the public.

Okay, first off, yes after the meeting I will be speaking to Ted about appropriate versus inappropriate and literal versus figurative, but, you know what, he's right! We're really taking a bath on this deal, people!!

"Another cup of our city inspector`s water, anyone?"