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Oklahoma Sasquatch Hunting Expedition Goes Bad

Oklahoma Sasquatch Hunting Expedition Goes Bad:  A Sasquatch hunting expedition in Oklahoma ended in near tragedy when one hunter accidentally shot another in the back and the subsequent investigation led to the arrests of the trigger-happy hunter, his wife and his father.  No wonder they were arrested!  Hell, its still Chupacabra season in Oklahoma.  Don’t they know Bigfoot season doesn’t open until after the first of the year?  It's people like this who give Redneck Bigfoot hunters a bad name. 

Idaho Girls Basketball Coach Fired for Facebook Boob-Grab Post:  Idaho high school girls basketball coach Laraine Cook says she was fired for posting a vacation photo on her personal Facebook page that showed her fiancé grabbing her right breast.  Perhaps ironically, now her job appears to be up for grabs.

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Romanian Scientists Produce Artificial Blood Product:   A Romanian doctor announced this week that he, along with a team of colleagues have made a marvelous and potentially life-saving stride for medicine, science, and humanity following the successful completion of a round of testing on the artificial blood product they have devoted the last six years of their lives to developing.  And are we bloody-well supposed to be surprised that a scientist from the Transylvania region of Romania would devote so much time working on a blood product?   

Police OK With Russian Teen Auctioning Virginity:  An 18-year-old Russian teenager who successfully sold her virginity to the highest bidder ($37,000) through an online auction site has been given the go-ahead by police to seal the deal.  So guys, if you ever find yourself getting, stopped by police for being with a hooker, just tell the cop “oh, this piece is just a little something I picked up at an auction.”

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Lauer and Roker to Get Prostate Exams on TV:  Today show hosts Matt Lauer and Al Roker will be getting prostate exams on live television in support of a month-long effort to encourage focus on men's health issues.  Wonder if they’ll need to move Lauer's head out of the way first?  On a side note, Ann Currie has reportedly volunteered to perform the procedure. 

Study Says 40 Billion Earth-Like Planets in Our Galaxy:  Astronomers at the University of California-Berkeley and the University of Hawaii released a study saying there are likely around 40 billion planets with Earth-like characteristics in our galaxy.  And you can just imagine how pissed they’re gonna be when they find out only Earth women have ever been crowned “Miss Universe." 

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